Monday, August 25, 2008

Funny Quotes

My dad sent me a forwarded email with these funny sayings... (Thanks for the laughs DAD!)

Police were called to a day care where a 3-yr-old was resisting a rest.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.

Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft & I'll show you A-flat miner.

You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

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